Pirates fire Head Coach

The Portsmouth Pirates have announced that Head Coach Andy Murray has left the club with immediate effect.

Various media outlets are reporting that Murray will receive $1.5 million in compensation and a framed signed picture of GMS Buff.

The organisation has refused to be drawn on speculation that the firing had anything to do with Andy spending more time on the tennis courts than the rink bench.

Surely you didn't "fire" him. You made him walk the plank!

J-Iggy wrote:Surely you didn't "fire" him. You made him walk the plank!

We fired him out of the cannon!!

The Portsmouth Pirates have signed Sergei Zubov to a farm record $24 million contract.

Chatham Victory Head Coach "Dalai Lama" is reportedly fuming after signing a $10.5 million contract even though he guided the team to the King's Cup.