New chef and head coach appointed

Today the Victory unveiled new head coach Dan ‘llama’ Bylsma, no relation to a certain recently deceased network leader.

With scrambled egg round his mouth and bacon sticking out of his pants a half dressed Buff took to the stage.

“I would like to say we are really excited here today. Levi Roots, or Keith to his closest friends, has agreed to become our canteen chef. He will be assisted by the Llama. However due to unforeseen circumstances [sic] we also need a head coach so Dan has kindly offered to turn his hand at that as well after shifts in the kitchen. I will not be taking questions on the disappearance of Jack le NightMaire earlier this week, but rest assured the bin men came first thing this morning.”

Llamas are noted for their sociability and intelligence- this is said to have played no part in Dan’s appointment.

Llamas also spit everywhere... be wary in the kitchen

They learnt that from the French