BREAKING NEWS!

The Iowa Chops are being re-located.

Despite the local governement's best efforts to keep the Chops in the area, the Chops will re-locate to Bolton, and become...The Phoenix Club. The move, brokered by Chorley FM (Where the listener comes first), will also see the re-location of the Dirty Marcy Moo Pigs to Bolton to become 'The Banana Grove'. Games will be played in the newly built Chorley FM Arena.



Local resident Brian Potter, is delighted with the news. "It's great to have a top flight hockey club in our town, and they are all welcome to come down to my club (also called the Phoenix Club) and have a drink. Coach parties and charities are welcome!"

More news will be released in due course.

Brilliant , I assume big Keith will be appointed assistant GM?

Keith Lard will be making an appearance yes.

As will Jerry St. Clair, as head of match night entertainment.

2nd Intermission entertainment , Jerry's lucky balls