Giraffes in turmoil

The MK Giraffes are experiencing great difficulties after posting the worst week in their existence. Selanne has not performed as the offensive genius we thought he would be, the goaltending has been nothing short of woeful and the most expensive top line in the league has failed to live up to expectations. GM Leafy is currently considering his options, including placing the entire team on the block, considering coaching changes and abandoning all hope altogether.