Pirates opponents resort to chemical warfare

Portsmouth Pirates Head Coach Andy Murray has slammed opponents the Binghamton Bilo's for the use of scud pucks in their farm team game last night. Despite a torrent of virally infected pucks fired by Scottie Upshall at Lance Pitlick the Pirates flu ridden team rode out 3-2 winners.

Shot by Scottie Upshall. Shot Blocked by Lance Pitlick. Lance Pitlick from Portsmouth Pirates is injured at 3:26 of 3rd period (Flu).

Franchise supremo Buff was seen entering the commissioners penthouse suite surely to discuss the matter. Later it was confirmed by a Pirates spokesman that the league had authorised the Pirates to play with WWII gas masks and vick laden sticks in their remaining games against the Bilo's this season.