Leafy's secret Russian hideout

I think i may have discvered leafys secret hidout! Like it says on the site "If not see him, don't worry he come back."

http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/index.php

Are you trying to imply I hang around with lap dancing giraffes? Small lap dancing giraffes? I have never been to Sokoblovksy Farm/Brothel/Lapdancing Club, and have never met owners Ilya and Olga. What do you mean their names aren't on the website? Oh, ermmm, is that the time, I'll get my coat. Although I'lll give them one thing, they are right - that Raina is a cow. Svetlana, now she gorgeous, Leafy like Svetlana.

leafygiraffe wrote:I'll get my coat.

Giraffes don't wear coats! Im beginning to think your not a real giraffe after all.

I just clicked the link and just saw Leafy! Well I assume it was leafy.....it was a giraffe and it looked a little drunk.

It looks a little sunny for Russia

Gettin' Iggy with it wrote:

leafygiraffe wrote:I'll get my coat.

Giraffes don't wear coats! Im beginning to think your nor a real giraffe after all.

I said I have a coat - I didn't say I'll wear it. I have a computer. I have a hockey stick. Most giraffes don't. I'm Giraffe 2.0. I'm Giraffe - The Next Generation. I'm TXGiraffe2000. You get the idea. Most Giraffes don't have an alcohol problem an sit in a corner grumbling and pining for Winona Ryder.... the curse of being a mythical giraffe spoke of in legend....