The wise Russian goaltender named Bryzgalov

Ah Bryz, is there nothing you won't say.

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I wish he would fuck off to the KHL so we don't have to waste a compliance buyout on him.

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Jonzee wrote:I wish he would fuck off to the KHL so we don't have to waste a compliance buyout on him.

But who would step in as the new "bat shit crazy" person?

MockingJay33 wrote:

Jonzee wrote:I wish he would fuck off to the KHL so we don't have to waste a compliance buyout on him.

But who would step in as the new "bat shit crazy" person?

I can see the headline now:

"Ray Emery declares 'voices of Aliens' tell him to punch Steve Ott"

rocknrollnobody wrote:

MockingJay33 wrote:

Jonzee wrote:I wish he would fuck off to the KHL so we don't have to waste a compliance buyout on him.

But who would step in as the new "bat shit crazy" person?

I can see the headline now:

"Ray Emery declares 'voices of Aliens' tell him to punch Steve Ott"

I really, really want this to happen.

Failing that, please could Toews volunteer to be the next 'crazy bat shit person' just to freak everyone out.

MockingJay33 wrote:

Jonzee wrote:I wish he would fuck off to the KHL so we don't have to waste a compliance buyout on him.

But who would step in as the new "bat shit crazy" person?

Why do you think he's 'bat shit crazy'? He doesn't like Philly or New York - that's not a surprise, a lot of Philly and NYC is a slum. Not Luton scale slum, but still. If he were to slate Sao Paulo everyone would get on board because Sao Paulo has a massive slum area.

He doesn't like spongers taking his taxes - no surprise, I'm not over keen giving it to the Doris in Bletchley getting knocked up by five different fellas and expecting me to pay for her kids to watch Nickelodeon.

And he wants to talk to Stalin. Bless. I wouldn't mind a chin wag with Stalin. Or Genghis Khan. Granted they are 'psychopaths' with dubious facial hair who slaughtered millions, but at least (unlike the leaders of today) you could have a pint with them and go to the discotheque.

Also, this was translated by Google translate. Which is to say it hs been translasted by a 3 day old monkey who can't speak Russian. So he probably doesn't like cheesesteak. But actually likes bacon (obviously, who doesn't?).

Lord SKAgiraffe wrote:

MockingJay33 wrote:

Jonzee wrote:I wish he would fuck off to the KHL so we don't have to waste a compliance buyout on him.

But who would step in as the new "bat shit crazy" person?

Why do you think he's 'bat shit crazy'? He doesn't like Philly or New York - that's not a surprise, a lot of Philly and NYC is a slum. Not Luton scale slum, but still. If he were to slate Sao Paulo everyone would get on board because Sao Paulo has a massive slum area.

He doesn't like spongers taking his taxes - no surprise, I'm not over keen giving it to the Doris in Bletchley getting knocked up by five different fellas and expecting me to pay for her kids to watch Nickelodeon.

And he wants to talk to Stalin. Bless. I wouldn't mind a chin wag with Stalin. Or Genghis Khan. Granted they are 'psychopaths' with dubious facial hair who slaughtered millions, but at least (unlike the leaders of today) you could have a pint with them and go to the discotheque.

Also, this was translated by Google translate. Which is to say it hs been translasted by a 3 day old monkey who can't speak Russian. So he probably doesn't like cheesesteak. But actually likes bacon (obviously, who doesn't?).

I don't think he's totally mad but he does spout some crazy stuff at times.