Opening Statment and Press Release

Hello and welcome to ‘Halo Ice’, home of the newly created franchise ‘The Forerunners’.
The ‘Halo’ was created as a special home for the minorities to get together on evenings and weekends to play some hockey. This rink was the brainchild of ‘The Prophets’. They saw that the minorities of the solar system were becoming more and more interested in conflict rather than leisure in their spare time.

The rink is shaped as the name implies. When questioned, The Prophet of Great Regret, who as many of you will remember is the Great Granddad of the Prophet of No Regret, said that ‘We as Prophets wanted to unite the societies of the system with sport rather than blowing the hell out of each with Beefy Dog Rockets. This is why we created the Halo as a way for the societies to get together for hockey. The new Halo’s design has created a rink that is a unique way of playing hockey. The puck has to be hit around the complete area of the ring, a little bit like a ‘loop the loop’ on one of Earth’s Rollercoaster’s.

The Forerunners hope to provide entertainment at it’s best to the teams newly developed fan base. While enjoying the games the fan’s can relax in large comfy chairs and are able to be transported around the concourse on the back of our new ‘Mongoose’ vehicles. This means a fast and safe way to get around. Whether, it’s for a refreshing beverage from one of the rinks static concession stands or to visit a W.C.
With the mixture of minorities there have been rumors of fans clashing, but fan’s can be put at ease and be ensured that they will be safe. Our security is second to none as we hire the best and most experienced team possible….The Spartans. Head of Security ‘Spartan John 117’ said that should there be any problems, the guilty parties will be ‘Whomped’ or ‘Stickied and thrown out for good. Please be aware that we also hire @active camo’d Elites that will always patrolling the Halo safeguarding all attendee’s.

Our new facilities provide refreshments and merchandise ‘on the move’ with the aid of the ‘Warthog’. This machine is driven by experienced staff who can literally deliver a high standard of service for a small price. However please be aware that accidents can happen and fans have been known to be splattered.

Our staff are helpful even though they may not look it. The grunts may be small in stature but high in humor and abusive banter. *Please note they are not asthmatic and that they need the mask to breath the air rather than due to chest complaints. They would be appreciative if you didn’t comment on such matters*

Corporate packages are available and sponsors can advertise either on the side dasher boards, the Scorpion Tank Zamboni or Banshee blimps that fly around the arena provide aerobatic entertainment in the breaks.

During breaks in play there will be our new created cheer leading squad ‘The Halo-istic Lovlies’
Head Lovely ‘Cortana’ will gear the squad up for providing virtual dances that our younger fan’s can join in with but also for the Male fans to drool over.

The Lovely’s will be given much encouragement by the teams announcer and press officer, Avery Johnson. When questioned about the Lovelies, Johnson answered, ‘OH, I KNOW WHAT THE LADIES LIKE’ while taking a puff on his Cuban Cigar. Johnson will not only encourage the cheerleaders but whip the fans into frenzy and have them up and about dancing.

We hope to see you soon and remember, this isn’t just hockey, it’s HOCKEY EVOLVED.

Please be aware that any retired Marines or ODST’s are able to take advantage of our discount scheme. Call 0800-117-REACH for more details.

omg I need a Scorpion Zamboni in my rink!