Surely some kind of record

I don't know if any of you have paid attention to the results from the farm teams but may I draw your attention to the game between Slip End Fighting Cocks and Calgary Lames (Game 155).

Final result was 11-1 for the Calgary Lames and the shots ended up 71-19 in their favour!

And I thought the Mongooses were shocking!

I was hoping it might have slipped under the radar

Seems the Lames aren't so lame after all...must look at that game when I gethome! Sorry about my team though DRIZ

I would also recommend that everyone check the game stats for Slip End's legendary centreman Unknown Player - mindblowing!

No worries Azzy. It made up for the boring 1st team game between us

Jealousy will get you knowhere Joga. He is yours for a the right price!!!

Wow 71 shots? Is that even feasible?

Driz does certainly seem to have unique methods of defensive coaching...

[quote="ronnie pander"]Wow 71 shots? Is that even feasible?[quote]

With Craig Rivet quarterbacking the PP, all things are possible

After hospital treatment for severe bruising and whiplash, the two netminders were sent for counselling. Apparently both were unable to sleep last night due to flashbacks and involuntary twitches

I would just like to draw attention to the majestic performance of the Mongooses in game 498. A staggering 4 shots on goal in a 60 minute game, including 6 (yes six) powerplay opportunities. Jimmy Howard must have been quaking in his boots to face such a talented offence....

I don't know about record, but a Bruno Gervais hat-trick is about as unlikely event as the Canucks winning a Stanley Cup

has 5 losses in 5 days been done before?

Slip End Bumnotes 4-9 Knights of Columbus

Another record surely!

Colonel. The Bumnotes lost 10 in a row earlier in the season

I would draw everyones attention to game 591. The mighty Beefs came to Moose Jaw. Then they left. In between they were very pleasant - not a single penalty. It was like they weren't even here. Which explains why both they and Baby Beefs were shut out on the same night. Not a good night, eh homer? Hiller registers a shutout - now that isn't only a record - thats a miracle!

Game 588 -Ducks 2-6 Canucks

Every single Duck was a -, and every single Canuck was a +

14 of my 18 players notched a point, including debutants Vanek, Hemsky and Foster