Talking bottoms

Buffon was rumoured to have been talking none too discreetly with associates in a seedy downtown bar about checking out bottoms.

It is believed he was referring to the 3rd and 4th lines of the Victory’s forward corps.

Those in the know have suggested that for the right price and selection of football stickers the Buff might be up for trading some forward players.

All offers should be written on an etch a sketch and sent to the Sheridan rehabilitation centre.