Ads on this site

On my phone I get ads. currently I'm being asked if I want to be a vampire in second life. I've not got enough time to get things done in my first life, without skulking around online graveyards waiting to get mobbed by teenage girls with a twilight obsession.

rocknrollnobody wrote:On my phone I get ads. currently I'm being asked if I want to be a vampire in second life. I've not got enough time to get things done in my first life, without skulking around online graveyards waiting to get mobbed by teenage girls with a twilight obsession.

Yeah right....Tell it too the judge...your old enough o be their father

Has anyone else got the ad for 'the end of the world'? I know the MKG aren't doing well, but economic meltdown and WW3? That's pushing the boundaries of my tactics....

Not had that one, but yesterday I was asked if I wanted to move to America. Erm, I could have sworn I was already here, unless I'm even more senile than I thought I was and I've actually been living in Boston, Lincs for the last five years

I had that a few weeks back Leafy. Now I am getting adverts for starting your own forum and forum support, ominous for beef

I've just gone on the the end of the world site. By the seventh trumpet (on May 27), the world will end. By the fifth trumpet, WW3 will have started. I'm not being funny, but shouldn't they hurry up and blow the fifth trumpet, otherwise I am going to have severe doubts about the legitimacency of this whole kerfuffle....

Incidentally, the first trumpet was blown on 14 December 2011, signifying the collapse of the US markets. Maybe they got confused with Greece.....

Im getting an ad for something called a "Crosby Swivell".

I never did take up the offer to be a vampire. Just think I'd be biting off more than I could chew BOOM BOOM!

Two Basil Brush jokes in one thread!

I think this site is starting to get to know me too well. Just been offered free golf in April. Then it offered me fantasy basketball leagues so maybe not!

Not entirely sure what to make of that....

Mine were obviously done by a flyers fan! The lead advert says " Crosby swivels"

mc_homer wrote:

Not entirely sure what to make of that....

At least if you have Sky HD, you can watch the end of the world in decent quality...

rocknrollnobody wrote:At least if you have Sky HD, you can watch the end of the world in decent quality...

very true, and all that can be paid for with my bank loan refund!

I have been offered, in no particular order, Asian ladies, Thai ladies, Chinese ladies, African ladies, Polish girls, Ukrainian babes, married Americans, married Brits and London girls 'looking for a good time'

One question Mr Homer - Where's my Russians?

They already know you have plenty of Russians.....just trying to convince you to branch out!

Also aren't the adverts based on browsing tenancies?......Leafy, is there something you aren't telling us? :O

Mind you if thats true I am looking for a job on a golf course at butlins.....

So Leafy's using a work PC for porn......you'll get the sack

I very much doubt it - If is was looking at replacing Mrs Giraffe, the replacement would be South African, Russian, South American, Canadian or Welsh. None of which I've been offered. I also don't need to worry about the end of the world (I'll just head back to my planet), or a Crosby swivel (which I assume is a farming tool) and I have no interest in golf, even though I follow the Leafs.

I am currently being given the chance to 'take my horse to school'!!!

For some reason I am being told there are 1000s of Chinese girls looking for 30+ guys. I'm 24. Ad fail.

Wooo I've been offered Russian women! Anastasiadate.com, here I come.

On a side note, I've also been offered a Subway franchise. Russians, Subway, and probably end-of-the-world golf lessons, in golf knickers = Winning!

This week I've been offered Russian women, goalie equipment, a book on how to live like a mediaeval warrior, and the opportunity to join a Christian dating site.

On a slightly unrelated note, I love your new avatar CJ!

Yes, I hated having to say goodbye to Timmy, but you can't live in the past. Found this one on photobucket and it reminded me of the badass cat I had many years ago. If she looked at you like that, you knew you had a nanosecond to get away before she attacked.