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Every ad section on this website offers me 'Muslim marriages'. Is it coz I is pretend Pakistani?

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Sorry Jonzee, I've now found true love on 'meet Asian men and women'...

I keep seeing offers to buy Weber equipment (tractors I think) and a Suter something or other, but I'm holding out for a McFleury....

And why haven't I been offered Russianbrides.com? Leafy thinking there be favouritism afoot....

Mine streams shopping sites that Doris has visited. Saves the the nasty suprise when the credit card bill lands on the mat!

Apart from this morning. This morning, I am being offered a 'saga holiday'!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha nice one Grandad Driz

It's because you watch a lot of porn on your PC, Azzy. Advertising is based on your search history and cookies...

...at the moment I'm being offered a selection of Thai and Vietnamese ladies. Coincidence that I happen to be making a Red Thai soup at the moment? I don't think so. Advertising bods are so sneeky they even peek into your kitchen....

If only that were true Ronnie - I'm on my iPhone, and any adult content is blocked on it

I've just been offered JLS divorce solicitors. Best not tell Mrs Giraffe.....

leafygiraffe wrote:I've just been offered JLS divorce solicitors. Best not tell Mrs Giraffe.....

Maybe it was Mrs G doing the browsing?

Ok mine is "Flirty Married women" and "Over 50's dating"

Now My Ducks lost to Driz just a couple of days ago... Im calling (Brendan)shananigans! Driz has been hacking me

Good news - I can get 40% off my Saga Holiday

Bad news - Its on a cruise - God, hope it's not the Costa Concordia!

I am being offered free conference calls, £2400 from Barclays and a solicitor....no idea if the three are related

I think it's on this place where recently I've been seeing adds for a "Cougar" dating site i.e. for older women and younger men. lol!

Surely the most interesting development is Azzy admitting he's a pretend Pakistani? Who pretends to be Pakistani!?

Oi, I'm Azzy Mahmood, the one and only White British 30-something who still refers to himself by the nickname his friends gave him while playing cricket aged 12! That's who!

I'm now getting Ukraine dating and UK dating. Methinks homer is getting paid for these ads

Ukraine dating? Thats close enough....

Azzy Luongo wrote:I'm now getting Ukraine dating and UK dating. Methinks homer is getting paid for these ads

Oh if only that were true.... If you start getting adverts for prime British Beef then you may have a point

The ad bar is advertising flirting with those already commited into sanctimony of marriage, over 50s dating and over 50 saga cruises.

So the internet is telling me to flirt with a married woman, probably over 50 so when her husband finds out she can get the divorce she so desperately wants with the proceedings being spent on the cruise.

Well I can either date sexy Arab girls, go inter-railing in Europe or buy lacrosse equipment. Make of that what you will.

I was right up for the cruise, until I read this....

' After dinner, take a stroll around the deck. Then head for one of our numerous lounges for a hour to listen to our pianists. Enjoy a Horlicks* and a game of rummy with new friends befor you retire for the evening'

* free water avialable for those on medication.!!!

I can't believe I'm the only one who uses adblocker.

Adblocker is a cockblocker it appears...

If you need ads to find porn for you, the net is not for you.