Ideas for names please!

So I am in the middle of sorting out these ratings and so far I have about half of the players named so need ideas for the other half! If there are any funny/weird/real names at all that you would like to see in the sim make the suggestion here please

Tyler Bozak
Tyler Myers
Tyler Plasterer

And no Russians, they all play crap!

Keith A.L. Chuck

Gay Barr
Shawn Averee

But most importantly:

BRAD MARSHMONT

Nyle Wellfed

Andy Pandy
Noel Edmonds
Clark Kent
Clarence Clemmons
Mark Twain
Davis Love III
Hamilton Bland
Stuart Hall
Eddie Waring

Jeff Jopter
Craig David
Fernando suarez
Brendan Shanaban
Don Cherry

Doug Glatt (watch this movie!!)
Bobby Bourque/Norris
Sasha Sedin
Patrick McGuire (he's like Pierre but more Irish)
Mike Dinglebury
Shawn O'Reilly
Dominik Vezina
Wayne Hart
Pavel Selke
Jaromir Ross
Tony/Teemu Calder
Martin/Patrick Jennings
Jonathan Hull
Henrik Howe
Kyle Bossy
Ryan Messier
P.K Harvey

Juan Sheet
Juan Kerr

Pete O'Fox

The annoying Irish twins Jeggward?

Moe Lester

Chris P. Bacon

Mills Lane

Drederick Tatum (with 99 Fighting)
Lenford Leonard
Carlton Carlson
Arnie Pye
Üter Zörker

And any other Simpsons recurring characters

Terry Tate

Terry Tibbs

Brad Marchand
Adam McQuaid

Lloyd Owusu
Wayne Alison
Yannick Noah

Roberto LOLongo

Pedo Bear

Kim Jong-il
Hans Brix

(Yes, I have just watched Team America)

BL41R GRYLLS wrote:Brad Marchand
Adam McQuaid

I've already suggested Brad Marshmont!

Bunka Tam
Billy Piper

Kirk Lazarus
Jesus Aitch
Alan Partridge
Shaq Era
Jacques Cousteau