Wellwood signs 1 year, $700,000 contract with the Jets?
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Wellwood signs 1 year, $700,000 contract with the Jets?
Is this really true? According to my TSN daily update............
Kyle Wellwood is to singlehandedly prop up the local branches of Dunkin' Donuts in an unlikely move which sees the rotund skater extend his twilight years once again.
Seriously, (and I can't wait for Calamity Jane's comments on this topic cos I know she's such a fan!!!) what can Wellwood bring to the Jets?
Unless they plan to lay him on his side in front of the net I can't see a need for him! Surely there are enough prospects out there worth taking a chance on, rather than pay this guy for another year???
Kyle Wellwood is to singlehandedly prop up the local branches of Dunkin' Donuts in an unlikely move which sees the rotund skater extend his twilight years once again.
Seriously, (and I can't wait for Calamity Jane's comments on this topic cos I know she's such a fan!!!) what can Wellwood bring to the Jets?
Unless they plan to lay him on his side in front of the net I can't see a need for him! Surely there are enough prospects out there worth taking a chance on, rather than pay this guy for another year???
Last edited by Welshmapleleaf on Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:50 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Really can't believe the Jets are that desperate!!!!)
Welshmapleleaf- Posts : 131
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Re: Wellwood signs 1 year, $700,000 contract with the Jets?
Haha, that's awesome! I expected him to sign for Lokomotiv tbh, but having Welly on the Jets is hilarious
Though he only got the deal due to Rick Rypien's death
Though he only got the deal due to Rick Rypien's death
Azzy Luongo- Posts : 888
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Re: Wellwood signs 1 year, $700,000 contract with the Jets?
Awesome! A whole new season of 'Kyle Wellwood is fat' jokes
Do the Jets have a Dunkin' Donuts spokesman? Tyler Seguin has the job for the Bruins. It just involves reading an autocue badly and turning up at local Dunkin' Donuts with Blades and giving away tickets. I'm sure Kyle could do that. Though you'd have to have someone keeping an eye on him to make sue he didn't nick all the jelly donuts.
Damn. Now I've got a craving for a Boston cream pie.
Do the Jets have a Dunkin' Donuts spokesman? Tyler Seguin has the job for the Bruins. It just involves reading an autocue badly and turning up at local Dunkin' Donuts with Blades and giving away tickets. I'm sure Kyle could do that. Though you'd have to have someone keeping an eye on him to make sue he didn't nick all the jelly donuts.
Damn. Now I've got a craving for a Boston cream pie.
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Calamity Jane- Posts : 1530
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