Re: Yahoo fantasy league lockout edition!

by **J-Iggy** Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:15 pm

Whatever, im already in discussions to join a Russian fantasy league if you lock us out!

by DRIZ Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:22 pm

J-Iggy wrote:Whatever, im already in discussions to join a Russian fantasy league if you lock us out!

I won't go to that length. I'll contact 'The Sun' and leak a story about a sordid threesome.. Homer Bettman, Buffon Fehr and David Beckham...

I'm awaiting a Twitter denial Very Happy

by **J-Iggy** Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:40 pm

"Beef caught in Buff by Becks"

by DRIZ Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:48 pm

J-Iggy wrote:"Beef caught in Buff by Becks"

At Harry 'pool' party!!!!

by sportsportsport Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:53 pm

It is all fine. Buff and I have arranged for a meeting this time next week to organise when our first meaningful meeting will be. That meeting will then be used to determine exactly what krispy kremes will be available for the following meeting and if we get round to it to discuss the possibility of another meeting to sort out when we might get round to talking about starting up the league. But probably not until we have at least fulfilled our Nandos quota for the year.

This could go on forever. There hasn't even been any mention of KFC gravy!

by **mc_homer** Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:55 pm

I didn't want to let it get to this but Pete is right....if there is no gravy offered up by the 15th September then we will be having a lockout.

by **J-Iggy** Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:57 pm

DRIZ wrote:
J-Iggy wrote:"Beef caught in Buff by Becks"

At Harry 'pool' party!!!!

by NYR_UK_Marc Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:27 pm

KFC Gravy is dump water

by **mc_homer** Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:33 pm

NYR_UK_Marc wrote:KFC Gravy is dump water

Get out

by **BuffonIdol** Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:20 am

The gravy is coming my way. It is bad enough the players only get 45% of the gravy. We demand more of the gravy revenue. The owners have gravy trains for heaven's sake. Actually yes that is a good idea, we want it to rain gravy from the heavens. This is our #1 demand. We can pick this up the week after next, or whenever, I've got to cancel next weeks meeting as Mr Peri is giving me a tour of his free range chicken pen.

by **mc_homer** Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:59 am

You have got to be kidding. The players get stupid long gravy boats as it is, some which last up to 10 years! These need to be scaled back otherwise we will run out of gravy for the owners and the weaker teams will end up having to dip their chicken in water....WATER.

The players must take a cut in gravy payouts and we need to have a limit on the size of gravy boats going forward.

by **BuffonIdol** Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:50 am

Just to keep the forum updated Bettman Beef and I have not had our first meeting yet. As you can all clearly see this is because the commish has sodded off. Clearly he doesn't care about you all but don't worry your gravy, er I mean player union is here for you all.

by **J-Iggy** Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:57 am

Well when you do eventually meet, don't waste time discussing the small things like napkins and ketchup.

Thanks

by **BuffonIdol** Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:03 am

Oh man I had forgot about napkins. Will send Beef a memo. This could put things back a week or two.

by **mc_homer** Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:51 pm

No napkins are off the agenda! Don't make me come after your share of the popcorn chicken.....

by **BuffonIdol** Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:13 pm

The popcorn chicken re-disbursement model is not up for debate

by sportsportsport Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:00 am

Has the use of the nandos loyalty card been discussed yet?

by Lord SKAgiraffe Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:11 am

In the interests of fairness, I hope this lockout goes on, as all my players have received lucrative contracts for Taco Bell

by **BuffonIdol** Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:23 am

ANNOUNCEMENT: LEAGUE REFUSES TO PAY FOR PLAYERS NANDO ALLOWANCE. WE CAN NOT GO ON LIKE THIS.

by **mc_homer** Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:28 am

LIES! The league only required that all free chickens earned on the loyalty cards be distributed evenly among the owners.

by sportsportsport Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:57 am

Im sure i saw somewhere in the owners contracts a clause to hand all free chickens to the commish...

by **BuffonIdol** Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:32 pm

sportsportsport wrote:Im sure i saw somewhere in the owners contracts a clause to hand all free chickens to the commish...

See back door chicken-nabbing by the league! WE DEMAND OUR CHICKEN BACK

by **mc_homer** Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:22 pm

It is a perfectly reasonable demand. Without all the chicken the league would collapse!

by **BuffonIdol** Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:09 am

UPDATE: COMMISH BEEF ADMITS HE HAS ONLY ONE CHICKEN! UNION ASKS HOW THIS WILL FEED ALL PLAYERS?

by **mc_homer** Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:35 am

BuffonIdol wrote:UPDATE: COMMISH BEEF ADMITS HE HAS ONLY ONE CHICKEN! UNION ASKS HOW THIS WILL FEED ALL PLAYERS?

Stop your scaremongering. One chicken was just my personal emergency chicken that I carry with me at all times.

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