GM loses his patience with ailing team

Buffon cancelled today’s press gang meeting and instead issued this statement.

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. But I have never seen a start as abysmal as our 4-10-2 record. The guys have all been given their chances and consistently failed to deliver.

Therefore from this moment on all players’ and coaching staff necks are now firmly resting on the block. The blade is glistening and anyone who doesn’t pick up their game immediately will be joining Davey Jones in his locker.”

The press secretary requested that all those interested in submitting offers for Victory playing and coaching staff line up outside the Margate Star Arcades and wait until Buff has either completed Pacman or has run out of quarters.