What does everyone want from 2011?

2011 is nearly upon us - I'm not one for making resolutions, but I wouldn't mind some of the following happening:

Canucks win the Cup
Hank retains the Art Ross trophy
Kesler outscores Dank
Jeff Tambellini signs a long-term extension
Luongo re-names his kid. Honestly, what kind of name for a lad is Kane Jonathan Luongo?
Sami Salo retires
I never hear Chelsea Dagger again
I find the time to watch 'Miracle' and 'Slap Shot', which I got for Christmas but the wife doesn't want to watch with me...
The Lames finish bottom of the league
West Brom survive
I get the Mighty Ducks films for next Christmas
The Canucks stop retiring jerseys for players we liked. I mean who's next, Rory Fitzpatrick?
Jordin Tootoo fails to make a return to hockey. I wish him well with his recovery, but I hate the ****
Kovalchuk gets sick of the Devils's failure, and of having the worst +/- in the entire league, so sods off back to Russia

In fact, I'd take the last one right now

What do you lot want this coming year?

A trophy for Man City - ANYTHING WILL DO PLEASEEE
Carlos Tevez to stay
That hungry man Jay Feaster rescues the Flames
Alex 'Taggart' Ferguson finally loses his marbles
Canucks fail again in the playoffs
Broncos have a good off-season, and Tim Tebow leads them to 16/18-0 next season (if there is one)

The Blues to make the play-offs.
The Spirit and Foxes to make their respective play-offs
David Perron to get over his concussion.
Joe Thornton to have a nasty accident involving a zamboni
The once mighty Hatters to win the Conference
Moose Jaw to finish rock bottom of the league

The Bruins to bring Lord Stanley to Beantown
Leeds Utd to return to the Premiership
Wigan Athletic to stay in the Prem
Man Utd to get relegated
Leeds Rhinos to win the Challenge Cup
Me to get a new PB in a half marathon

Russians. That is all.

Money.
A nice holiday in the sun.
Pompey to be able to fill a substitutes' bench every game.
Less noisy neighbours or a new apartment.
World peace.
Ducks to finish in the top 8....

Stars win their division (I will settle for just a playoff spot though!)
Williams make a surprise charge to contend for the F1 world titles.
Ducks to miss the playoffs
Detroit to get swept in the first round, ideally by Dallas but I will take anyone.
To become filthy rich.
A pizza.....might get this one sorted tonight!

mc_homer wrote:Stars win their division (I will settle for just a playoff spot though!)
Williams make a surprise charge to contend for the F1 world titles.
Ducks to miss the playoffs
Detroit to get swept in the first round, ideally by Dallas but I will take anyone.
To become filthy rich.
A pizza.....might get this one sorted tonight!

I had my second stab at the dominos burger pizza last night.... still not feeling it

burger pizza? You lightweight. Try the Papa John's double bacon, six cheese pizza instead. Truly awesome

CJ it wasn't that I couldn't conquer the pizza- psshh anyone can devour a large dominos pizza in 10 minutes if they are wearing the right pants- it was that it didn't taste as advertised, i.e. no cheese burger.

Having said that, $11 what bargain!! Unfortunately there are no Papa John's in the West Midlands

ronnie pander wrote:
World peace.

rubbish, you got the world peace before me

as for 2011:

Leafs to make the playoffs (always live in hope)
Kessel to make a thunderous bodycheck on someone for a change (see above bracket)
Glasgow Rangers to win the Europa leauge and SPL
Scotland to qualify for the euro 2012
Cherrypickers to go on a 20 game winning streak
a complete stop to the x-factor
above all an epic and memorable 2011

Hmmm I can guarantee you'll get world peace well before Phil bodychecks anyone