Christmas Dinner (not)!

Fart-tastic!

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I think if I offered this to Mr C for Christmas dinner, he would divorce me.

And rightly so! I would say pour some nandos sauce on it but even that couldn't improve that monstrosity!

I think its looks great, I'm going to make it this weekend...I love Nigella

But brussels are plain wrong. I only tolerate them being anywhere near Christmas dinner because my mum says if there's no brussels there are no pigs in blankets and it wouldn't be Christmas dinner without pigs in blankets.

Considering i'm such a carnivore, I do love my veg. I can't think of any veg I don't eat (yes that includes broad and butter beans)...

That said - pigs in blankets aren't just for Christmas

Pigs in blankets definitely on the menu for Christmas chez CJ. We've got three friends coming for dinner (not quite sure how that happened), and one of them is a nanny for a very (and I mean VERY) orthodox Jewish family, so she's played the Christianity card and got herself the day off, and is looking forward to some pig meat.

Sprouts are Satan's testicles and are not allowed in the house. Even grated and fried with pancetta, a la Nigella.

Oh I know Driz, pigs in blankets were our hockey watching food when I lived with a mate in uni!

And I enjoy veg.....I just don't enjoy whatever the fuck sprouts are

I bloody love sprouts. It is like sniffing your own farts and everyone secretly like doing that!

Excuse me Mr Buff, but I'm a laydee, and I don't fart (and even if I did, they would smell like roses and violets).

You chaps are just so uncouth.

Oh, and I hate broad beans even more that I hate sprouts.

You are all uncouth. It's Kilted Sausages, not "pigs in blankets"

Kilted Sausages om nom

I wish my blanket was made of bacon

Don't we all?

mc_homer wrote:Kilted Sausages om nom

I agree, beef!

Jonzee wrote:

mc_homer wrote:Kilted Sausages om nom

I agree, beef!

Without wishing to sound stereotypical - I thought 'Kilted' was battered in disguise

Jonzee, don't make me take your mod rights away

Hey, I can't pass a thread by that mentions Nigella without posting...



I'll give myself a 2 day ban for this....

That is amazing!

Apparently, at home in her gym, she wears nothing more than trainers and a bra!!

I can't pass by that Nigella video without posting these now can I.

See! I told you sprouts were evil.

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