Woman burns arse on a bench....no really.

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/08/16/woman-sues-dallas-cowboys-for-burned-buttocks/

Clearly the teams fault that she didn't think what would happen if you sat on a black bench that has been out in full view of the sun!

And almost as good, if not better....

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/08/27/texas-woman-aims-for-skunk-shoots-husband/

"The suit goes on to state that the stadium didn’t warn Carrillo or others about hot bench dangers and that there were no signs posted warning that the bench was hot."

Hmmm, 100 degree sun, black marble, I can see why there is a need for a warning sign. Something along the the lines of "Warning - this bench doubles as a barbeque serving seared arse of idiot. $4.99 or $6.99 with fries and a coke"

I mean seriously, what is wrong with Texas?
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/08/22/texas-judge-preparing-for-civil-war-if-obama-re-elected/

Still, I suppose they aren't Siberian....
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/254828/russian-woman-kills-elderly-neighbor-with-her-bra

"Somebody should warn McDonald's not to serve this woman coffee". Brilliant.

mc_homer wrote:http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/08/16/woman-sues-dallas-cowboys-for-burned-buttocks/

Clearly the teams fault that she didn't think what would happen if you sat on a black bench that has been out in full view of the sun!

Seriously, some people shouldn't be allowed outside unsupervised.