Does what it says on the tin!

http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/us-man-has-heart-attack-while-eating--triple-bypass-burger--at-the-heart-attack-grill.html

Bet Kyle could eat two of them.

Fuck that, I have Double Stuff Oreos.

Not even the Quadruple? Amateur...

Perhaps the triple was his starter and he was planning on having the quadruple for his main course.

And I had to laugh at the shock horror over cooking chips in lard. Have they not been to Yorkshire? Chips are cooked in nowt else oop north. We're coming back to the UK for a flying visit next month and a trip to the chippy is on the agenda.

an establishment that lets diners over 25 stone eat for free

There is something not quite right about that

This is one of the stories linked off the original...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/world-s-fattest-man-is-revealed-to-be-british-and-weighs-58-stone.html

Kyle must be upset. I bet he thought he had that title sewn up.