Owner Absent

Grand Supremo Buff took advantage of the festive break to do minimal hockey related management. He took Head Coach Llama with him to polish his shoes with bees wax.

In the absence of the great noble one the leaderless Victory spluttered to a 3-0-4 record to slip 3 points off the play-offs in the Federov conference.

Discipline was poor with suspensions rife. Messers Wisniewski and Siedenberg swiftly received bees waxed shoes up their rectums upon Buffs return. The team fired off more shots than an ecstatic Mexican, most of which hit taco wielding spectators.

Home form has been abysmal with the new plutonium heavy paint used on the away team bench not having the effect comrade Leafy had indicated. Away form has been somewhat more impressive as players sought to defect to rival teams with little success.

The Victory are expected to pick up the pace a little as owner Buff has indicated there is no money left to pay for a golfing holiday this season.

Neptunium, Buff, Neptunium. Amateur.

I had a word with the handymen and it turns out they went to B&Q Didcot not the Tehran branch, imbiciles!