Lets get Physical

Flaming Ducks coach Jacques Lemaire spoke to the press today about his teams Pre-Season performances. "Were very happy with the improvments were showing with each game, defensivly were doing all the right things". The Flaming Ducks Special teams are perfoming well giving up just one goal on 17 penalty Kills, a 94% success rate. Jimmy Howard leads the league with a .973% Save percentage and 1.00 GAA.

Down on the farm, Barry Badenough is pushing for 1st line centre duties with 5 goals in 3 games.

There are some improvments to be made however. The Flaming Ducks are being heavily out shot in their games which is cause for concern. When questioned on this Jacques said the answer is simple "We need to get Physical!" Jacques then ripped of his suite to reveal a pink leotard and proceeded to scream "Let's get physical, physical. I wanna get physical. Let's get into physical".

I am a little scared it must be said.

Screw the Hockey, were gonna put on the greatest intervals in the entire league!

We've got Kotalik's Disco, Jacques workout routine and Kieth A.L. Chucks cowboy hour.

Now to sign Kyle Wellwood so we can start "Wellwoods Coocking on Ice"