MKG Club Information and History

Name

Milton Keynes Giraffes (606HL)

Affiliates

Big Red Machine of Moscow (606HL Farm)

Arena

Concrete Cow Gardens
Capacity 23800

Training Facilities located at Smirnoff Arena (Moose Jaw) and Vladivar Arena (Moscow)

Team Colours

Gold, White and Black



Main Team Sponsor

High and Mighty

Management

Owner - Kamar Takhitov (legitimate Russian businessman, ok?)
GM - leafygiraffe
Head Coach - Teemu Selanne
Assistant Coaches - Tie Domi, Vladimir Konstantinov, Al MacInnis
Zamboni driver - leafygiraffe
Puck collector - Tie Domi
Captain - Dustin Brown
Alternates - Denis Grebeshov, Alex Picard

Honours

Season 1 Gordie Howe Trophy (Jeff Carter)
Season 1 Wayne Gretzky Trophy (Alexander Semin)
Season 1 Jean Beliveau Trophy nominee (Alexander Semin)

Season 2 Bobby Hull Cup nominee (Dmitri Kulikov)

Season 3 Gordie Howe Trophy (Jeff Carter)
Season 3 Starting All-Star (Alexander Semin)
Season 3 All-Star (Jeff Carter)
Season 3 All-Star (Nikolai Zherdev)
Season 3 Wayne Gretkzy Trophy nominee (Jeff Carter)
Season 3 Derek Boogard Trophy nominee (Dion Phaneuf)

Season 4 Bobby Hull Cup (Taylor Hall)
Season 4 Starting All-Star (Jeff Carter)
Season 4 All Star (Ilya Kovalchuk)

Now that is a scary giraffe!

I feel disturbed after seeing those, man.

Where does everyone come up with these, is there some sort of app or something???

No, they have far too much time on their hands / their girlfriends only require a footpump

Mrs Giraffe doesn't need anymore enhancement Azzy. She already has a huge pair of airbags....