Dyslexia Untied: Under New Management

The South Wales Evening Post is eager to announce that the proud 606
Hockey Franchise Dyslexia Untied has now moved form its previous unknown
location (widely assumed to be somewhere orbiting the planet Venus) to
Swansea and is under new management. The franchise, that has experienced
major success this season, will be renamed the Swansea Sharks in honour
of its new home town. Here's what the locals had to say about this
exciting development:

"Get off my farm! Boyo!"

"Baaa!"

In order to house this franchise the Swansea City Council has demolished
the St. Thomas Orphanage to make room for the new 18000 seat arena: The
Fish Bowl.This stylish new building cost well over £100 million of tax
payers money paid for by canceling the Trident nuclear programme and
replacing it with cardboard cut-outs. Please don't tell the Chinese. The
new GM, Mr. Gwilym Williams of the Sharks had this to say earlier today:

Interviewer: "How well do you think this team will be received in
Swansea?"

Mr. Williams: "To be honest, I don't think anyone around here has even
heard of hockey. They think sticks are for beating trespassers with, not
small black disc thingies."

Interviewer: "Well what do you think your chances are this season,
especially with talent like Ovechkin on your side?"

Mr. Williams: "What??? We have Ovechkin??? WOOOHOOO!!!! ... Please excuse
me, I have to go perform a victory yodel."

Who knows what the future holds for this franchise, but one thing is
certain: Shit will happen.