Trial of the Century

Breaking News - Sharks' GM faces Trial

Over the last few weeks the whereabouts of Sharks' GM G. Willa have been kept a closely guarded secret. However today it has been revealed that Mr Willa has spent this time awaiting trial for a series of crimes committed between the hours of 9 and 10 one sunny day in 2010. Despite this handicap of having no GM, the Swansea Sharks are having possibly their best season. This has led many fans to wonder whether this is a handicap at all. In order to crush these voices of discontent, Mr Willa has released a statement describing the process in which his instructions have been smuggled out to the team via toilet roll. When asked why he did not use his allotted phone time for such instructions, he dismissed the devices as "witchcraft and devil magic" adding "You don't know where people's ears have been".

Mr Willa faces a combined time of 6-8 years frozen in ice for the following crimes:

Shark-baiting
Grand theft shark
Shark Attack
Attacking a shark
Impersonating a land-shark
Shark-napping
Watching Shark
Unlawful discharge of a harpoon
Arson
Conspiracy to murder using a shark
Swimming in shark-infested waters
Claiming indigenous land as 'Shark Territory'
Daring to question why SJ Sharkie has eyebrows
Shark evasion
Walking on Jay's

Were these guys the crime investigaters in your trial? --> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharkey_and_george