Dear San Jose Sharks,

Please, if you're going to beat us, can it be by a blowout 4-5 goals or something?

Losing in OT or by one goal is really irritating as we then analyse everything in the game to try and figure out where we could have snatched victory in what was a very close game.

At least if we get stuffed well and truly, we can hold our hands up and say without doubt we were beaten by a team that played better than we did, instead of trying to figure out what slight change might have made all the difference.

In this series, we've lost 3 games, but yet only conceded 3 more goals than you. That's pretty annoying.

Obviously I hope you don't win at all, but if you are going to, make it comprehensive so there's as little anguish as possible.

That would be great, thanks.

Dear San Jose Sharks,

Contrary to the previous post I would like to request that for game 4 you complete the sweep with a 5OT game. Spot them a 5-0 lead if you like first then come storming back but hold off until the 5th OT period.

It would suck to see you win a cup but I could say that about most of the Western teams remaining

Many thanks.
A fan of a team that pretends to play well on occasion.

Dear San Jose Sharks,

Please ignore the bitter Dallas fan.

If what they describes actually happens, and a 5OT victory completes a sweep, I'll become a jibbering wreck and will fill my days rocking backwards and forwards in a corner, muttering to myself and being incontinent.

For the sake of all those that I love dearly (Nick Lidstrom and Pavel Datsyuk), please don't let that happen.

Thanks

Dear San Jose Sharks,

Read that last request again and tell me how that ISN'T a reason to win game 4 in a 5OT victory...... I rest my case.

Thanks

Dear San Jose Sharks

Keep up the good work, but please try not to leave it to overtime as I really could use sleep as part of my daily routine.

Thanks

Sleep is for quitters. Fill yourself full of caffeine and sugar like the rest of us.

Sharks: best team in 2011. Good shout for the cup....

Dear San Jose sharks,

I accept your kind offer to take back history. Ron Wilson will be arriving via a large brown fedex crate by the end of the week. Please use said crate to carefully return Ian White to us.

Many thanks in advance for your compliance.

Dear San Jose Sharks

Its been a marvellous evening so far. A 3-0 away win, a nice holiday booked, please round it off with a SWEEP!!!!. Unlike the others, I don't care, how long or by how many....Just SWEEP!!!!

I might then even consider forgiving Joe Thornton.....well maybe!!!

Actually a Wings comeback would be nice. These semi-finals are all heading for routs. The 1st round was more entertaining.

The first round was only entertaining if you were a neutral. For the rest of us, it was a nightmare. I think I aged about ten years during the Bruins' series against the Habs.

Man, I hope we sweep the Flyers tonight!

Because if not you will be reduced to a quivering wreck curled up in a corner saying please no not again!

mc_homer wrote:Because if not you will be reduced to a quivering wreck curled up in a corner saying please no not again!

Is Mr CJ getting ideas above his station again!!!!

I'd like to point out that I removed my epic playoff beard after going 3-0 down in the series. It was irritating the living daylights out of it, and it was also really not helping.

Since shaving off the supposed 'lucky' beard, we've won back-to-back games. Maybe the alternating series beard is what's happening here. Beard for series 1, no beard for series 2, beard for series 3, no beard for Stanley Cup Finals.

I shaved again last night before the game, and hey presto a 3-1 win to tie the series.

I'll be shaving again on Thursday night, so look out Sharks fans!