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I've got adblocker at home, but at work it seems I'm hunting Ukraine women, married women, over 50 women and muslim women. Dang. Still, while the cats away....

Jonzee wrote:I can't believe I'm the only one who uses adblocker.

You are the only one missing out on all this amusement

mc_homer wrote:

Jonzee wrote:I can't believe I'm the only one who uses adblocker.

You are the only one missing out on all this amusement

I'm a Flyers fan, beef. My amusement is hate.

Touche sir touche

My latest ad is for Gold Knickers - Mens and Ladies apparently

DRIZ wrote:
My latest ad is for Gold Knickers - Mens and Ladies apparently

Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner!

My latest is about improving my chances of getting into Harvard. (taking the Red Line to Davis Square is the way I usually do it).

Ooo, its getting better, now I'm invited to over 40's dating, not over 50's. 20 years off and I'm in!

Just been targeted fot both the over 40s and over 50s dating sites

democracy is choice people!!!

Hmmmm I apparently need to make my boyfriend fall madly in love with me whilst finding a new Ukrainian girl.

I'm now being offered a free test to see if I qualify to emmigate to Oz - thought my conviction for cattle rustling would have sufficed!!!

and more worryingly for CJ - Hotel rooms in Boston...How about it, Baby?

DRIZ wrote:
My latest ad is for Gold Knickers - Mens and Ladies apparently

Strange, I get GOLF knickers adverts. Now I'm getting Student credit cards (haven't been a student for over ten years), Home Insurance on a new house, and Free removals quotes. Maybe the missus is moving me out after I've gone off with my Ukrainian, over 40, over 50, muslim lady friend, using either the hotel in Boston or the hotel in Cambridge, and then I'll need a credit card as Mrs Giraffe has taken me for all I'm worth. And using said credit card, I'll emigrate to Australia (after passing the test you understand, although being part Welsh I'm not so sure the Aussies would like the competition for there sheep like friends...)

Golf knickers eh? Hmm, maybe SpecSavers need to be targeting Driz.

Calamity Jane wrote:Golf knickers eh? Hmm, maybe SpecSavers need to be targeting Driz.

Scarily I work for an Optical manufacturer

Wouldn't trust Specsavers to do my eyetest....Infact, I wouldn't send Leafy there....and I hate him

Definately Gold knickers...2012 Olympic Specials.

My life must be really boring if I got offered sales training in Cambridge and a Windows Active Directory whatever that is. Where are my Ukranian babes in gold knickers on a yaht?

BuffonIdol wrote: Where are my Ukranian babes in gold knickers on a yaht?

In a hotel room in Boston with Driz apparently.

Come on Jonzee, remove your ad blocker. How can you resist all these fab offers?

I think if Jonzee removes his ad blocker he will get an advert for adblocks...

BuffonIdol wrote:My life must be really boring if I got offered sales training in Cambridge and a Windows Active Directory whatever that is. Where are my Ukranian babes in gold knickers on a yaht?

Active Directory is what networks use to manage their users and hardware. When people start work and they're given their login details for the PC, someone in IT will have created their login on Active Directory. Luckily, when you're the boss, you've got minions to do that for you

Also, I'm with Jonzee, and say Adblocker all the way. I get no such hilarious adverts, but when I'm on my phone, they're usually ads for hockey jerseys and armour on eBay. It doesn't surprise me, since my ebay purchases are often hockey equipment.

PS: Driz, that was the smoothest chat-up I think I've ever seen. It was also the creepiest, in a "Some random adverts offered me cut-price hotel rooms in your area..." kind of way.

rocknrollnobody wrote:PS: Driz, that was the smoothest chat-up I think I've ever seen. It was also the creepiest, in a "Some random adverts offered me cut-price hotel rooms in your area..." kind of way.

I agree, a vast improvement on the old 'club them over the head and drag them back to your cave' routine you usually employ...

Right, I have just been offered, on the same page, golf knickers, 3 lessons in golf for £14, and a video teaching how to improve my golf swing. Time to take the 'Leaf' out of leafygiraffe methinks....

I got offered the golf knickers too earlier.... I hope it isn't a sign

Are the golf knickers for 'swingers'? BOOM BOOM!

Arrgh, not only am I the only person on this forum who has never been offered the golf knickers, but I have now been asked if I love Liverpool FC and would I like to download a Champions League app. Seriously?! I support crappy old Leeds Utd. What use would I have for a Champions League app?

Woooooo I've just been invited to a birthday party via ad

I don't think I've really appreciated adblocker until now...