How to give your wife a heart attack

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How to give your wife a heart attack

Post by Calamity Jane on Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:21 am

Send her a text message that says "$17,600 for 2 people to go to the Superbowl! Bought tickets..."

affraid

Luckily when I actually opened the text, the remaining words "... For Rangers game" were visible. Phew.

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Re: How to give your wife a heart attack

Post by BuffonIdol on Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:27 am

You'll get another text through in a second saying "instead." Mr C paid $17,600 for two tickets to see the Rangers. Amateur.

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Re: How to give your wife a heart attack

Post by DRIZ on Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:33 am



I told mine I was leaving her for another woman.......should have got Superbowl tickets, It would have been cheaper in the long run Sad

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Re: How to give your wife a heart attack

Post by Calamity Jane on Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:46 am

DRIZ wrote:

I told mine I was leaving her for another woman.......should have got Superbowl tickets, It would have been cheaper in the long run Sad


lol!

Not seen the B's take on the Rangers before. Should be fun.

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Re: How to give your wife a heart attack

Post by Jonzee on Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:39 am

It won't be fun if there is no Hartnell to score a trick.

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